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Von Esper
 Post subject: bachelor talk
PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:27 am 
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – Take a clean dish.”

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 Post subject: Re: bachelor talk
PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:22 am 
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Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?

Woman: No, why?

Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!

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 Post subject: Re: bachelor talk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:26 am 
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Don't quit your day job! :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: bachelor talk
PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:27 pm 
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Classic Ventrilo Comments:
9/21/09 Kigga - "I LOVE Rainbow Sherbet, it is sooooo yummy."
5/5/09 What-The - "I hope you used lube to get that horseshoe up there!"
8/15/07 What-The - "You baited me like a chicken in a crab trap!"
9/16/07 Kotaro - "Hey Joe, I have that marinate ready." L - "Great!, I will bring my meat over."
10/31/07 L "It wasn't my monitor... and I want to eat some of your marinated meat..."
11/1/07 Kotaro - "The meat marinate is the least of your worries, It's like dessert".

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